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Fire drill fail

12 Apr

Our office had a fire drill yesterday. We failed. Mostly because of our cavalierĀ attitudeĀ about finding out that we’d left one of our workmates in the office to fry. And partly because we tried to send the other one we don’t like back in.

Sadly, this is probably what would happen in a real fire:

Fire warden: One, two, three, four, five… we’re missing someone from level 2.

*silence*

Fire warden: Who’s missing from level 2? Anyone know?

Me: …did anyone tell Dick we had a fire drill today? Or did someone just jam his door closed with a chair and make a run for it?

…..

Moral of the story: Don’t be a Dick.